We would strive to give the best haircuts in town,

with 100% satisfaction... and... other such stuff. But really,

we're all about a good brew with good people

and good times. Oh, we also happen to

CUT HAIR... Who really reads mission statements

all the way through, anyways? You probably

stopped paying attention after the word

"BREW," and started daydreaming about your

next cold one. Well dream on, my friend, and

catch up on some TV stuff and scores, while

you're at it.         -GameClips